The Giant Blurry Finger is the antagonist in the 2021 film, Attack of the Giant Blurry Finger.
One lonely girl. One giant blurry finger. A lonely woman gets a visit from an alien one night — the alien being the cameraman’s finger that looks gigantic because it’s right in front of the lens (and yes, it looks like a giant schlong). The very lonely and also very horny woman and the Giant Blurry Finger alien strike up a, err, relationship, but things soon turn ugly when Giant Blurry Finger can’t give her a moment’s rest. As in, it won’t stop poking her, literally.
Appearance
The Giant Blurry Finger looks like a giant blurry finger.
Powers and Abilities
The Giant Blurry Finger possesses the following powers and abilities:
- Poke Attack
- Blurry
- Causes Horniness in its victim
- Relentless
Fate
The Giant Blurry Finger is defeated when the woman (now knee-deep in a relationship that is clearly toxic for both parties involved) whips out the ultimate weapon to use against such an insidious monster: Paper (paper-cut...get it?). The Giant Blurry Finger finally does the right thing and leaves both Earth and our thoroughly exhausted woman in pieces. Break-ups are hard, man.
Trivia
- The film was made for a whopping $0, “This was us entertaining ourselves as much as possible during a confusing and stressful time in the world.”
- Conceived, written, and shot while Cody Clarke and Chloe Pelletier were self-quarantining together during the 2020 Covid-19 global pandemic.
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